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A Discourse on the Origin of Cheese

By: Amira K. January 20, 2013January 20, 2013

MusingsCheese, history, leprechauns, mythology, rainbows, satire, unicornsLeave a Comment

Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today with a question of the utmost importance: The origin and nature of that delicious and inimitable substance, CHEESE. Where did it come from? How was it discovered? In what way was it bestowed upon humanity to enjoy it forever more? I propose here two theories, of alternate…

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